Two opium (drug) addicts are waliking in a garden. One of them sees a mango tree, and suggests,'Let's hang on a branch of the tree, and become mangoes.' The other one complies. The first one runs and hangs first. After some time, the first one grows tired and lands on the ground.

'Tired?', asks the other one still hanging.

'No,' replies the first one, 'I've ripened.'

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