A Japanese tourist hail a taxi at Orchard Road and asked the taxi- driver to send him to Changi Airport. On the way, a car zoomed by, the Japanese tourist responded, Ohhhhhhh !!!! TOYOTA !!!! Made in Japan !!!! Very fast !!!!!'.
Then another car zipped by, he said,'Ohhhhhhh !!!! NISSAN !!!!! Made in Japan !!! Very fast !!!!!'
And another speed by, he said,'Ohhhhhhhh !!!! Mitsubishi !!!! Made in Japan!!!! Very fast!!!!!'
At the meantime, the taxi-driver is getting very frustrated and sick of the Japanese tourist.
Upon reaching Changi Airport, he said '$50 please!' The Japanese tourist was shocked and argued,'Why so expensive? it's only a short distance' . . . .

. . . to which the Taxi-driver replied,'Ohhhhhhhh !!!!! Taxi-meter !!!!! Made in Japan!!!!! Very fast!!!

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