The fishing party was hopelessly lost in the deep woods. The sun was going down and the mosquitoes were starting to bite when one of the fishermen growled, 'I thought you said you were the best guide in Minnesota.'

'Oh I am,' replied the guide firmly, 'but I’m pretty sure we’re in Manitoba by now.'

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