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  Posted by : chinmoymukherjee on 10/6/2000
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    • Q: If you are given 10 ice-creams to devide among 5 children , how many each will get ?
    A: nil, because i will eat all.

    Q: If one cow gives 3 lit. milk per day, how much will she give in 1 week?
    A: 18 lit. sunday is an off-day.

    Q: What is the future tense of steal ?
    A: jail



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