An elephant ran away from a circus and ended up in a little old lady's back garden. Now she had never seen an elephant before, so she rang the police. 'Please come quickly,' she said to the police officer who answered the phone. 'There's a strange-looking animal in my garden picking up cabbages with its tail.' 'What's it doing with them?' asked the police officer. 'If I told you,' said the old lady, 'You'd never believe me!'

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