The judge says, 'Please tell me why you're seeking a divorce.'
DiNapoli says, 'Because I live in a two-story house.'
The Judge says, 'What kind of a reason is that? What the matter with a two-story house?'
DiNapoli says, 'I'll tell you what's the matter. One story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.''

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