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  Posted by : viv_wani on 16/5/2000
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    Kissing is a habit,

    Making love is a game!

    Boys get all the pleasure,

    Girls get all the pain!

    He says he loves you and you believe it's true!

    But when your stomach starts to swell,

    He says the hell with you !!!

    Moments of pleasure,

    Brings 9 months of pain!

    3 days in the hospital,

    A baby with no name!

    The baby is illegitimate,

    The mother is called loose!

    It never would have happened,

    If he had practised safe!!



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