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  Posted by : prafulsaijare on 28/6/2000
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    Judy asks her husband, Zeek, if he'd like breakfast.
    'How about bacon and eggs, or a slice of toast with some grape jam,' she says.
    'I'm not hungry,' Zeek says. 'It's the Viagra, it's really taken the edge off my appetite.'
    At lunch time, Judy asks, 'Would you like a bowl of soup or a ham and cheese sandwich?'
    'I'm not hungry,' Zeek says. 'It's the Viagra, it's really taken the edge off my appetite.'
    At dinner time, Judy offers to run to the cafe.
    'I could pick you up a burger and fries, or even chicken fingers and nachos,' she says.
    'No thanks,' Zeek says. 'It's the Viagra, it's really taken the edge off my appetite.'
    'Well, can you please get off of me?' she says. 'I'm starving!'



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