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  Posted by : misspunjaban on 21/2/2001
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    Once a husband was ready to make love to her wife on their first night. But his wife wasn't sure if she would get all the pleasure and satisfaction. Then the husband told her that he had a plan. As I will enter into you, i will start counting, and you can give the following response. she agreed and he approached and started to count:
    Husband says: ------> Wife Says:
    One ------> Nothing done
    Two ------> Not too
    Three ------> That is free
    Four ------> Little more
    Five ------> I am Hibe
    Six ------> It is fix
    Seven ------> I am in heaven
    Eight ------> On the gate
    Nine ------> I am dying
    Ten ------> You all are donkeys not men.



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