The most sought-after newspaper photographer's wife was used to her husband often returning home late with the excuse, 'I had to shoot a railway accident', or 'I had to shoot a football game.'
One day some unexpected visitors dropped by and asked how late her husband would. 'I don't know,' she replied, not intending to shock them. 'He has to shoot the Prime Minister today.'

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