A man walked into a chemist shop and walked up to the counter. He asked the man serving where the tampons were, and he was directed to the rear of the shop.
The man walked in that direction, and several minutes later he returned to the counter with a packet of tissues and some cotton buds.
The owner looked at him confused, and asked:
'Why did you come in here, ask for a packet of tampons, and get those items?'
'Well,' said the man 'Last night I sent my wife down to the newsagent to buy me a packet of fags. She came back with a packet of papers and some tobbaco. Tonight she can roll her own.'
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