A woman was letting her husband have it with just a
touch more venom than usual, saying, 'You're an idiot.
You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an
idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd come in
second.'
'Why would I come in second?' her husband asked.
She replied, 'Because you're an idiot!'

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