Bernie was invited to his ageing friend's home for dinner. Morris,
the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms,
calling her 'Honey', 'My Love', 'Darling', 'Sweetheart', etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, 'That is really nice, that
after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling
your wife those pet names.'
Morris hung his head and whispered, 'To tell the truth, I forgot her
name a few years ago.'

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