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  Posted by : ylal on 10/4/2001
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    A man was out golfing one day when he hit his ball into the woods. he went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to him, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.'

    He did and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your wife will get 10 times more or better!' The man said, 'That's okay.'

    For his first wish, he wanted to be the most handsome man in the world. The frog warned him, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your wife the most beautiful woman in the world, and men will flock around her.' The man replied, ' That's okay, because I will be the most handsome man, and she will only have eyes for me.' So, KAZAM - he became the most handsome man in the world!

    For his second wish, he wanted to be the richest man in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your wife the richest woman in the world, and she will be ten times richer than you.' The man said, 'That's okay because what's mine is her and what's her is mine.' So, KAZAM he became the richest man in the world!

    The frog asked him what he would like for her third wish. he said, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'



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