There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: 'Hello?' 'Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?' 'Yes.' 'Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?' 'What's the price?' 'Only $1,500.00' 'Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much...' 'Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...' 'What price did he quote you?' 'Only $60,000...' 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
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