I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
'I'm sorry,' the clerk said. 'This man just ordered our last bunch.'
The desperate customer turned to me and begged, 'May I please have those roses?'
'What happened?' I asked. 'Did you forget your wedding anniversary or something?'
'It's even worse than that,' he confided. 'I broke my wife's hard drive!'
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