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Joke of the day
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This psychiatrist walks into his waiting room and sees two men. One is hanging upside down from the ceiling. The other is sawing an imaginary piece of wood. The doctor approaches the man who is sawing and asks him what he is doing.
'I'm sawing wood,' the man replies.
'And what's your friend doing?' the doctor asks.
'Oh, he thinks he's a light bulb.'
'Well, don't you think you should tell him to get down? The blood is rushing to his head.'
'What, and work in the dark?' | | by : sandyboy1 |
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One nite, the star said 2 me...
'If he makes you cry, why do you leave him?'
so, I look back at the star and said...
'Star, would you ever leave your sky?'
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The Skys Above Me,
The Grounds Below me
The Futures In Front of me
The Past Behind Me
Your In The Middle, In my Heart
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I wish I were a tear
I would be born in your
Live on your cheeks
and die on your lips
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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Losing you might be the hardest thing to do if i lose you i'd be so blue... but then i thought i can never lose you....
because i never had you...
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One-liners
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Teacher : 'Why is honesty the best policy?'
Student : 'Because there is hardly any competition'.
by: rahul_dravid2
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