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  Posted by : ylal on 3/8/2001
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    10. HE: I'm a Photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!!!!!!

    SHE: I'm a plastic SURGEON. I too have been looking for a face like yours!

    9. HE: Can I get your NAME ?

    HE : Why, Don't you already have one?

    8. HE: May I have the pleasure of dancing with you?

    SHE: Sorry, but i'd like to have some pleasure too!

    7. HE : How is that you are so BEAUTIFUL????????

    SHE : Well, I must have been given your share!!!

    6. HE: Is it HOT here or is it just YOU?

    SHE: It's HOT

    5. HE: Shall we go & see a film?

    SHE : I've already seen it!

    4. HE : I Think, I'd make you very happy!

    SHE : Why, Are you LEAVING?

    3. HE : Your FACE must turn a few HEADS!

    SHE: And your's must turn a few STOMACHS

    2. HE: I'd go to any ENDS OF THE WORLD for you!

    SHE: OK, But Promise me that you wouldn't RETURN



    1. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday ?

    SHE : SORRY, I'm having a HEADACHE this WEEKEND!



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