A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas. She's down to her
last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, 'What rotten luck! What in the world
should I do now?' A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests,
'I don't know... why don't you play your age?'
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at
the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his
way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, 'What happened? Is she all right?' The operator
replies, 'I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she
just fainted!'
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