I cant believe my terrible fate,' cried Rajesh.

When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied 'My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesnt know how to drink or gamble.'

'Then whats the problem?' they asked. 'You should be glad that your son-in-law doesnt drink or gamble.'

'Who said he doesnt drink or gamble? He does both. I said he doesnt know how to do either one properly.'

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