Here are a few examples of before and after you fall in love:
BEFORE - You take my breath away
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating
BEFORE - Twice a night
AFTER - Twice a month
BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football
BEFORE - Don't stop
AFTER - Don't start
BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream
AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm
BEFORE - $60/doz.
AFTER - $1.50/stem
BEFORE - Turbocharged
AFTER - Jumpstart
BEFORE - We agree on everything
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom
BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl
BEFORE - Feathers and handcuffs
AFTER - Ball and chain
BEFORE - Idol
AFTER - Idle
BEFORE - I love a woman with curves
AFTER - I never said you were fat
BEFORE - He's completely lost without me
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
BEFORE - Time stood still
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere
BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER - Bagel and instant
BEFORE - You look so seductive in black
AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing
BEFORE - Oysters
AFTER - Fishsticks
BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other
AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
BEFORE - Passion
AFTER - Ration
BEFORE - Once upon a time
AFTER - The end
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