Man: 'Haven't we met before?'
Woman: 'Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.'
Man: 'Haven't I seen you someplace before?'
Woman: 'Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.'
Man: 'Is this seat empty?'
Woman: 'Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.'
Man: 'So, wanna go back to my place?'
Woman: 'Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under the rock?'
Man: 'Your place or mine?'
Woman: 'Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.'
Man: 'I'd like to call you. What's your number?'
Woman: 'It's in the phone book.'
Man: 'But I don't know your name.'
Woman: 'That's in the phone book too.'
Man: 'So what do you do for a living?'
Woman: 'I'm a female impersonator.'
Man: 'What sign were you born under?'
Woman: 'No Parking.'
Man: 'Hey, baby, what's your sign?'
Woman: 'Do Not Enter'
Man: 'How do you like your eggs in the morning?'
Woman: 'Unfertilized!'
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