- The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
- The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
- If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's the butts.
- If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday.
- Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
- Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day.
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