- Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
- When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
- Start parting and combing your hair to one side early in life--you'll never see the 'island' coming.
- Have a strong need for male bonding? Visit your proctologist.
- Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that y chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.
- Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
- Your balding is a good thing--it subsidizes our hair care expenses.
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