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  Posted by : shaiyer on 31/8/2001
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    Money is not everything.
    There's Master card & Visa.

    Love everybody.
    Love every body.

    Save water.
    Shower with your friend.

    Love thy neighbour.
    But don't get caught.

    Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

    A Successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spendings.
    A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    Wise never marry.
    And when they marry they become otherwise.

    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.

    Daydream is all plans but no action.
    Nightmare is all actions but no plan.



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