A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. 'Does your dog bite?'
'No.'
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
'I thought you said your dog didn't bite!' the man says indignantly.
'That's not my dog.'

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