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  Posted by : terasaathnachhute on 23/1/2003
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    Mannu walks in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, 'You look terrible. What's the problem?' 'My mother died in June, and left me Rs. 50 lakhs.' said the friend. 'Oh! that's tough,' he replied. 'Then in July,' the friend continued, 'My father died, leaving me Rs. 1 Crore.' The man looking concerned says, 'Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.' The friend continues, 'And last month my aunt died, and left me Rs. 25 lakhs.' 'Oh my god!! Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!' Mannu said.
    'Then this month,...' continued, the friend, 'Nothing! Not even a single rupee!'



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