A blind guy sitting on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, 'Wanna hear a blonde joke?'
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond and the bouncer is blond. I'm 6' tall 200 LB and have a black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2' and weighs 225 lbs and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5' pushing 300 lbs and he's a wrestler. We're all blonde too! Think about it, do you really want to tell that blonde joke now?'
The blind guy says, 'Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times I don't.'
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