This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He
sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the
uncertain-looking bartender, 'I'll have a Scotch and Soda.'
Then the crocodile says 'And I'll have a Whiskey Sour.'
The dumbfounded bartender gasps, 'That's incredible; I've never seen
a crocodile that could talk!'
The guy says 'He can't; the chicken is a ventriloquist.'

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