A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, 'Looks like you are
having a bad day.' The guy says, 'Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my
way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss
fired me. Then to top everything off I came home to my wife alone with my best friend.'
The bartender says, 'What did you say to your wife?'
The guy says, 'I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again.'
The bartender says, 'What did you say to your best friend?''
The guy says, ''I said BAD DOG!''
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