A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, 'Nice tie.'
Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty,except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar.
A few sips later, the voice said, 'Beautiful shirt.'
At this, the man called the bartender over. 'Hey, I must be losing my mind,' he told the bartender. 'I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there`s not a soul in here but us.'
'It`s the peanuts,' answered the bartender. 'Say what?' replied the man in disbelief.
'You heard me,' said the barkeep. 'It`s the peanuts... they`re complimentary.'
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