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  Posted by : anike on 8/8/2001
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  • This tall, beautiful woman coyly asks to see the manager of a bar. The bartender is interested in this woman and decides to handle the matter himself. He says, 'What can I do for you?'
    She walks closer, which gets him more excited. 'No, I don't think you can help me,' she purrs, 'I really have to talk to the manager.'
    By this time she's leaned onto the bar, thus showing some of her cleavage. The bartender says, 'I'm sorry, but the manager isn't avaiable right now, but I'll be happy to help you any way I can.'
    So she gets a bit closer to him and starts rubbing her hands through his hair and across his lips. The bartender is very turned on now and says breathlessly, 'So what is it that I can do for you?'
    She gets even closer and allows the bartender to suck slowly on her fingers. Then she says, 'Can you tell your manager there's no toilet paper in the ladies' room?'



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