A blonde man was chilling out at a canteen in Santiago when a cute senorita makes her way up to him and asks: “Care to buy me a drink?” He replies: “Well I'm no Rockefeller, but I’ll buy you a drink.” After a couple of rounds she asks: “Care to dance wiz me.” He replies: “I'm no Gene Kelly, but I’ll shake a leg with you.” She says: “I got an empty room upstairs wanna get cozy?” He replies: “I'm no James Bond, but I’ll lead the way for you. After they finish bonking the cute senorita says: 'Hey, what about ze money,' To this, he replies: “Well I’m no gigolo but I’ll take it.”
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