Several men are sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising, when
suddenly a cell phone sitting on the bench rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following
conversation ensues:
'Hello?'
'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
'Yes.'
'Great! I'm at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat.
It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?'
'What's the price?'
'Only $1,500.00.'
'Okay, but for that price I want it with all the extras.'
'Great! But before we hang up, there's something else...'
'Yes?'
'It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real
estate agent this morning and saw the house we looked at last year is on sale! Remember? The
one with a pool, English garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property...'
'How much are they asking?'
'Only $450,000...a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank...'
'Well, then, go ahead and buy it, but only bid $420,000. Okay?'
'Okay, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!'
'Bye...' The man hangs up, closes the phone flap, and yells, 'Hey, does anybody know whose
phone this is?'
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