I Love her, but...
...she takes those soaps too seriously. I'll come home
and find her in tears because some character died. Or
upset that some nonexistent guy's having a fictional
affair.
... after sex, I mean the second after, she continues
where she left off. Her eyes open and before you can
breathe, you hear, ' ... and, oh, yeah, I have to
defrost the chicken, and your mother wants you to pick
up her dry cleaning ...'
...... she makes lists. Things to buy. Things to do.
People to call. If it's not on the list, it doesn't get
done. Once, to be funny, I put 'sex' on the list.
Mistake. Now it has to be on the list, or it doesn't
get done.
... she wears these false eyelashes. She left 'em lying
around and I slammed 'em with my newspaper, tried to
kill the damn things. Scared me half to death.
.....and the list continues
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