Chiman was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.
Smack! The rooster disappeared under the car and up floated a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, Chiman pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.
Chiman, somewhat nervously said, 'I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace
him.'
'Suit yourself,' the farmer replied, 'you can go join the other chickens that are around
the back.'

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