Chiman is sitting at the coffee shop, staring morosely into his coffee. Gundya walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Chiman what the problem is. 'Well,' said Chiman, 'I ran afoul of one of those questions my wife asks. Now I'm in deep trouble at home.' 'What kind of question?' asked Gundya. 'My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly.' 'That's easy,' said Gundya. 'You just say 'Of course I will!' 'Yeah,' said Chiman, 'that's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO.''
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