Chiman and Gundya are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get
a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus
depot.
Chiman has a brainwave and says to Gundya, 'Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive
home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police'.
Gundya breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Chiman is wondering
what the hell he's doing.
Eventually Chiman sticks his head around the door and sees Gundya running from bus to bus
and looking very worried.
'What the hell are you doing, get a move on!'
To which Gundya replies, 'I can't find a number 25B anywhere'.
Whereupon Chiman, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts, 'You idiot, steal a
number 27 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!'
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