Two morons were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would
reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder
or nail it in. The other nut, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
The first explained, 'If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me,
I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house,
then I nail it in!'
The second moron got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! The nails pointed
toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
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