Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.

The second man said 'You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!'

The first man said, 'I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun YOU!'

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