This guy goes into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop making love!'
'Well how often do you have it?' the doctor asks. 'Well, twice a day I make love to my wife, TWICE a day', he answers back. 'That's not so much', replies the doctor. 'Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I make love to my secretary, TWICE a day,' says the man. 'Well that is probably a bit excessive,' says the doctor. 'Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I make love to a prostitute, TWICE a day,' says the man. 'Well that's definitely too much', says the doctor. 'You've got to learn to take yourself in hand.' 'I do', sighs the man. 'Twice a day.'
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