Wife: Good morning, Here is your breakfast.
Husband: Who told you that I wanted a boiled egg?! I wanted a fried one!
(On the next day, she brings him a fried egg.)
Wife: Good morning, here is your breakfast.
Husband: I wanted a fried egg yesterday, today I want a boiled one!
(On the third day, she decides to bring two eggs, one boiled and the other fried.)
Husband: You foolish woman, cant you do anything right?!
You fried the wrong egg!

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