Two men were working on a construction site. When lunchtime came, one of them took out a box of sandwiches.
'Fish paste and tomato,' he moaned, as he bit into the first.
'More fish paste and tomato,' he muttered as he ate the second.
'Fish paste and tomato?' his friend asked as he picked up the third sandwich.
'Yes,' sighed the man. 'I hate fish paste and tomato.'
'Why don't you ask your wife to make you something different?'
The man looked at him strangely.
'I don't have a wife ? I make my sandwiches myself.'
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