8) Your accountant's letter of resignation is
postmarked Zurich.
7) Your suggestion box starts ticking.
6) Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1,
the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.
5) You make more than you ever made, owe more than
you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.
4) The simple instructions enclosed aren't.
3) People send your wife sympathy cards on your
anniversary.
2) You see your wife and your girlfriend having
lunch together.
1) The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.
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