A redneck goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peal off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!'
The waitress runs over and says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!'
The redneck replies, 'No, I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!'
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, 'You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!'
Again the redneck says, 'No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!'
The redneck hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, 'WIN A BAGEL.'
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