John, looking as if he had lost his last friend, entered a restaurant one morning and sat down at a table. He told the waitress, 'Bring me two eggs fried hard, a slice of toast burned to a cinder, and a cup of very weak coffee.' As she set the order in front of him, she asked, 'Anything else, Sir?' 'Yes,' he answered, 'Now sit down and nag me. I'm homesick!'

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