PLUMBER’S daughter but she sure gave my heart a wrench.
STABLEMAN’S daughter but she handled all the horse manure.
HACKER’S daughter but all her bits were in their proper arrays.
TAXI DRIVER’S daughter but she knew how to keep your meter running
ACCOUNTANT’S daughter but she sure knew how to keep her BOTTOM line profitable.
FARMER’S daughter but she knew her carrots from her carats!
FURRIER’S daughter but she knew how to produce minks!
PROGRAMMER’S daughter but she sure knew her 1’s from her 0’s!
SHEEP FARMER’S daughter but she sure knew how to fleece her flock!
PREACHER’S daughter but she sure knew how to fleece her flock!
FISHMONGER’S daughter she had crabs on her place, poor soul.
ELECTRICIAN’S daughter but she had all the right connections.
COAL MINER’S daughter but she had a mine of her own.
MARINE COLONEL’S daughter but she was rotten to the corps.
ARTIST’S daughter but she knew where to draw the line.
BUS DRIVER’S daughter but she knew where to get off.
ARCHITECT’S daughter but she knew all the angles.
FISHERMAN’S daughter but when she saw my rod she reeled.
MINISTER’S daughter but I wouldn’t put anything pastor.

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