How Dogs and Women are the Same:

Both look stupid in hats.

Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

Both tend to have 'hip' problems.

Neither understand football.

Both look good in a fur coat.

Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.

Neither believe that silence is golden.

Both constantly want back rubs.

Neither can balance a checkbook.

You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

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