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  Posted by : padmas10 on 29/11/2003
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    The door of a big house is being Knocked. A young lady walks towards the door and opens it. A beggar looks at her and asks her for alms. She replies immediately ' There is nothing in this house to give you'. 'Hey' screams a huge lady from inside.
    She is the mother in law of this newly married girl.
    ' what do you think you are saying. Iam the mistress of the house and you have no rights to decide upon anything'she yells.
    The beggar tells her ' I am sorry. I mistook that lady to be the mistress of this house. Please give me a ruppee atleast to get my food for the day'
    'Ha' she says, 'its my responsibily to say that you will have nothing from this house, and now get away.' She bangs the door on his face.



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