Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are super stupid.
Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Be careful with both, otherwise you may slip and get hurt.
Q: If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: The brick. Why? Your guess.
Q: What did God say to man after he created women?
A: Here are your sufferings.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent women & a UFO?
A: Don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A: i) No mind ii) they mind other's business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because he listen to a women.
Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into women when they talk
Q: How do you grow your own dope?
A: Plant a woman.
Q: What is gross stupidity?
A: 2 women in one room.
Q: What makes women chase men they have no intention of marrying?
A: That is their business.
Q: Why do women like smart men?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she's God's gift?
A: Take her to a hotel.
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